The guy next to me reached over to cop a feel… And right down the row, everyone followed suit. Everyone exchanged numbers
Jack closed eyes. Told us about his girl. We stroke our cocks lookin’ at him. Yesterday, Jack said, “Hurry up, I gotta go!” We didn’t know he knew… or did he?
This guy is in the locker room for hours. We call him “woody 4” cause he is always by these 4 lockers sportin wood
Jim squats down in the shower everyday. Is he checking himself out or presenting a post workout snack?!?
Ben said he’d never go naked in the shower at the gym. A year later, he’s so damn confident and yet still maintains his original promise.
If he sits there in front of me much longer… I’m gonna have to take matters into my own hands… Or every other means necessary!!!